1. A billboard on the highway: "If you sleep with a boyfriend you will never marry a gentleman"
2. A gas station sign: "Happy birthday michelle ethanol free"
(they were supposed to be separate messages, but they just kinda ran together, pressuring michelle into having a sober birthday)
3. Pineapple pie. WTF. All the tastiness of the tropics and the black forests of germany... colliding. It took me awhile, but it does seem like a good idea.
More to follow.
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That first one made me smile. But it also makes you stop and think. No, wait, not stop and think... what's the word I'm looking for. Oh yeah, laugh.
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