Over the years, you've heard me love on Ikea. Ikea is so great I'll have my wedding (should such a crazy thing happen) will take place there. Then I can get sponsorship to pay for it. And it will be beautiful. And everyone will be comfy. And catering will be ideal and tasty.
Those days are gone.
And Hunter may call me an Absolutist from time to time, and perhaps he is right, but some things are just inherently great. Ikea was.
My last trip there, however, was less than.
As I have told Awesome Boss Who's Awesome (ABWA), there are few things in life I have faith in. Here is the list:
1. ABWA
2. IKEA
3. Disney Corp.
These three things have always had the potential to let me down, to give up their integrity, to stop what makes them unique in a world of mediocrity. But they don't. Every time I feel the little Kiddo phloem break down, and the photosynthesis not quite keep up with where my leaves have reached, I shelter under the greenhouse of these three wonder-full entities.
Well, that's all folks.
Ikea
a. no longer offers children sized meals to whomever
b. no longer adheres to their own aisle/bin organization
Though these may seem slight offences, they are only so because you, dear reader, live in a world used to such mediocrity. Such corner cutting in process and integrity is the reason we lay lack lustre in our stinkbug-filled homes.
So we have to wander a bit more, gather a bit more, ask a bit more. It's only an hour or two on any weekend of our whole stinkbug-filled lives. Well, dear reader, the tree of liberty is watered with the blood of patriots, and I will no longer be shopping at Ikea. I now have faith in only two things in this greater world. Maybe whiskey will fill that gap.
But the dispute of such a precedent is for another rant on another day.
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